Commissions
The bodies that write to you. None of them will explain how they got jurisdiction.
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Board of Ventilation Ethics
Where your heat goes after it leaves you.
“Air belongs to everyone.” · 5 notices on file
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Bureau of Residential Load
Electrical draw on premises not zoned for it.
“The grid remembers.” · 11 notices on file
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Bureau of Weights, Measures & Hashrate
Whether your numbers are the numbers.
“Count it again.” · 6 notices on file
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Committee for the Unexplained Invoice
Charges nobody can source and nobody will withdraw.
“Someone billed you. That is established.” · 5 notices on file
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Department of Neighborhood Acoustics
Fan noise, hum, whine, and the low one you cannot locate.
“Quiet is a shared asset.” · 6 notices on file
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Interjurisdictional Coin Authority
Coins that cross a line while being mined.
“A ledger is a border.” · 6 notices on file
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Nephew Labor Standards Division
Working conditions for relatives under twenty-two.
“He is family, not staff.” · 6 notices on file
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Office of Cable Dignity
Routing, bundling, and the condition of things that carry current.
“A cable is a promise.” · 5 notices on file
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Office of Upstream Integrity
Bandwidth, packet loss, and unexplained latency.
“Every hop is witnessed.” · 6 notices on file
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Provisional Authority on Smells
Odours of industrial origin, and the ones we cannot place.
“If you can smell it, so can we.” · 5 notices on file
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Provisional Council on Sunspots
Solar activity and its effects on things you own.
“The sun is not a party to this.” · 5 notices on file
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Registry of Unattended Machines
Hardware operating without a person nearby.
“Someone should be there.” · 9 notices on file
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Rural Grid Sub-Authority
Loads on lines that were laid for barns.
“The line was here first.” · 7 notices on file
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Thermal Compliance Board
Ambient temperature at, near, and above the property line.
“Warmth is a decision.” · 13 notices on file